“On the first snow fall of each year,” any Elmwood citizen would tell the stranger, “Gladys Minkle takes her heels off and runs barefoot t...

My top three favorite whores include heavy historical hitters Fantine ( Les Miserables), Rahab ( The Holy Bible) and Newt Gingrich ( Grand ...

As each great nation from the dawn of time until our current age has been dominated by a leader with a platform of governance, the Cannon ho...

The thunderous knocking pulled me out of my subconscious dream world with a start. With the blurred vision of slept-in contacts, I stumbled ...

An inch is 2.54 centimeters, one thirty-sixth of a yard, half the length of an average french fry. I entered the aircraft with all the fan...

In a letter written from the Birmingham Jail, Martin Luther King Jr. scribed, "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere....

When the high priest Moses ascended the slope of Mount Siani he was in search of an answer. 40 days and 40 nights later he found his way bac...

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. It is a festivity for all the major social groups: couples, single individuals, and those with eat...

The blind have always held a very special spot in my heart. It was my pleasure to raise two Guide Dogs for the Blind in my youth. Seeing the...

Tropical Storm Lee has ravaged the shores of Louisiana as Mother Nature continues her bizarre menstruation cycle this summer. Chaos ridden ...

I was recently asked to perform at my little brother Stinky' wedding. With all the sincerity of my heart I began searching for just the ...

Four steps to achieving the secret of life: 1) Click on this link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWG3CyDw90o 2) Watch this video : http://...

When did Donald Trump first acquire his bouffant hair style? Is it reminiscent of his awkward adolescence? When did Lady Gaga first acquire ...

Charles Dickens penned, "I have sometimes sat alone here of an evening, listening , until I have made the echoes out to be the echoes ...

A trio of recent events can be categorized under the title: Excuse Me ? The first Excuse Me? is brought to you by my fleshy friend, Brenda....

The United States led an international conversation on Sunday to force President Hosni Mubarak to listen to the Egyptian people's deman...

Today, I am prepared to reveal an extremely personal piece of information. According to the National Sleep Foundation, I, Lee P.Cannon, suff...

In the light of the season of goals, lifestyle change and over eating, I ventured into the world of retail therapy to rehabilitate my need f...

I don't know how they find me, but they do. The few and far between freaks find me. I am convinced that at some point I forgot to unche...

David of Old, he who pummeled the vertical over achiever, Goliath, found himself king of all Israel. One night, Dave was strolling about his...