Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Rapunzel Dilema

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden hair," has been chanted at every child's bedside by weary eyed mothers since the turn of the 18th century. Long, thick, beautiful hair has been given princess status now for over 300 years. Even pop goddess, Lady Gaga, paid tribute to the lush locks of the towered dame when she dressed as Rapunzel in her 2009 Monster Ball Tour version of "Paparazzi". My own desire to run my fingers through an entangled mane of hair follicles was completely destroyed when I saw a woman with such hair exiting a public restroom.

The little voice inside my head questioned, "What doe she do with that while she poops?"

From that moment on I became a supporter of the short female hair cut. I do not want to run my fingers through any hair that has been brushed along the backside of a toilet or has had the possibility of being dragged through fecal matter. Rapunzel, I do not care how golden thy hair may be, please, cut it!

5 comments:

Sharrie LeFevre Nelson said...

You are insane! Where do you come up with your ideas? Oh yeah- I forgot. You're Lee.

megan said...

Haha! Seriously Sharrie! Crazy Lee... We love you though!

Lee Cannon said...

Sharrie! I am so glad that you found my blog!!! Haha! Things change over the years, but my craziness isn't one of those things!!! How are you?!

Stephanie said...

Oh Lee. Don't worry, my hair and I have NEVER had that issue. You are free to run your fingers through my hair any day.

Anonymous said...

You don't let it brush the floor! When you sit, you collect it all so it sits in your lap. Also put it over your shoulder and wrap it around. You can keep it out of the gunk.